My boyfriend has been cooking dinner for me every night and just got my new diamond ring back and I am a piece of shit for complaining about him all the time

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via memoirs-of-a-yosha)

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

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dxindustriesinc:

When people say I have hidden potential

(via thatpunnyguy)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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(via the-open-window-maniac)

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

(via tinycandy)

catsbeaversandducks:

Just some kittens wearing bibs, you know…

Photos by ©shimejiwasabi

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

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